Lupa Cartel Victory In The News

I have managed to change U.S. policy with a matter of winks and nods.

The United States will now be deporting Mexicans to Mexico City, instead of the usual “somewhere over on the other side of the fence what’s the difference anyway.”

The Lupa Cartel has an office in El D.F. and I contacted government officials about changing the policy to minimize airfare costs.

I can’t take credit for it, as I received inspiration from Up In Smoke, whereby Cheech, Chonbg and the wedding party get a free trip to Tijuana from La Migra.


One Response to “Lupa Cartel Victory In The News”

  1. Since when I am named Up in Smoke?


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