Who The Fuck Reads This Shit?

I know your boy AL is not exactly blowing up the internet with my humble blog, but the stats indicate there are either consistent readers or somehow a similar amount of people visiting every day.  Who the fuck are you?  Let it be known, I would appreciate it, leave a comment, email me AL@LukeIsBack.com  If not that’s cool too, if you enjoy the blog I did my job.

If you look at all the posts, I’m trying to give you some shit that’s original.  Yes I write at LIB, but that’s not what I’m all about.  Noticeably absent from this blog are any graphics, images, shit like that.  If you want pictures, go look at a coloring book.  This shit is straight words, that’s it.

That felt good.  Blogging is freedom.  I can do whatever the fuck I want and say whatever the fuck I want.  It’s cathartic.  It’s like busting a huge nut or taking a diesel ass shit.  Yes, to me shitting is just as good as busting a nut.  Call me Al Bundy, call me crazy, shitting is the shit.

Usually I try to conclude everything with an obvious conclusion.  Shit works better that way.  You can’t end writing awkwardly.  But if I don’t want, or if I feel like starting a sentence with but or and or some other writing no no, I guess I can.  If I want to ramble about stupid shit like this, I can.  Blogging is freedom, I can do whatever the fuck I want, such as end right now.

One more reflection.  HOW THE FUCK IS THE WORD BLOG NOT IN THE WORDPRESS SPELL CHECK?  Hello, that’s like your mechanic telling you they don’t have oil around.  It’s only a blog, you’d think that word would enter the fuckin wordpress lexicon.

4 Responses to “Who The Fuck Reads This Shit?”

  1. Well mister writer, I can tell you the best writers ever, past and present brake the rules when it comes to writing. It is only considered a “no-no” in school and writing classes. Once you get published while going through and editor and they leave your “no-nos”, you have arrived!

    I understand your frustration with the word blog, but it took several years for “.com” to be in a print dictionary. Most on-line dictionaries have all the new words and slang, but since our world is ever changing, it takes a while for it to wind up in the printed dictionary.
    The word “winningest” was a huge argument, it broke all the rules but it made it into the printed dictionary. It is always underlined in red on my screen.

    Try being an editor, usually my screen is 80% red underlined.

    Later!

  2. PS why can’t i e-mail you through here???

  3. Does it come from the WordPress? Because it’s more than likely because of the categories you use and people find you when they search a category on the global tag page.

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